“Jessie’s Girl,” Rick Springfield

And the part that pushed me over the edge?

“Come on, lady, outta the way! You’re taking up the whole aisle!” Emily turned and saw a persnickety old man with a cart.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” she said, quickly pushing her cart to one side. The man muttered something quite rude as he passed, and Emily resisted the urge to trip him as he went. She did, however, take the applesauce from the top of his cart while he was reaching for the canned peaches. Then she left the aisle quickly, before he had time to notice.

Not hitting 30k tonight, I’ll have to do it in the morning. Still happy to almost be out of the dreaded 20s.